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It’s 4 am and I’m wide awake. Maya and Shanthala lie in peaceful slumber. Whats a better cure for insomnia than checking out how comfortable writing a short blog on the iPhone is.

A few weeks back, Shanthala lost her old cell phone, thanks to a hole in a pocket. She decided that her new phone would be a smartphone. For what reason, I don’t know. She got herself a Palm Pre Plus. It cost her only $49.99 with a 2 year contract. Of course the monthly bill went up thanks to the data plan that is mandatory with all smartphones. That’s one way they get you. I didn’t think of the other way they get you. Wife envy.

Why should she have a smartphone and not me ? I had a work provided Windows Mobile Motorola phone and who wants to be seen with one of those. The thing was also old enough to throw the unfashionable thing away and get something that showed that I was not Rip van Winkle. But practical me hadn’t bothered. I wasn’t going to get a new phone, especially an iPhone that had started sprouting like mushrooms after a good rain. But suddenly, here I was, living with the woman I love, who seemed to flash her smartness everytime that she whipped her new phone up. That at first it took her a few tries before she could dial the thing only drove home the point that I was the one who needed a smartphone, not she.

And there was the friendly neighbor with the same damn phone. Taking pictures and showing me how good they looked, talking about it’s powerful “universal search” (could it tap into other universes with one of the apps that were conveniently available ?)

At work, people joke about my choices such as biking to work, using Linux almost exclusively, refusing to upgrade to a Mac, Eco-wackiness, stay-at-home dadness etc. etc. I think that I’m making a statement and they think I’m being whimsy. And they all, to a man (can I be sexist please when I’m venting) had smartphones, usually an iPhone. And they shook their heads at how I, the Linux geek, could walk around with a clunky contraption, running an even clunkier software.

Even my kid sister seemed to be taunting me as she fired off those emails with the “sent from my iPhone” signature. The whole world was running around with smartphones.

Wifey’s phone slipped through a hole in her pocket and suddenly, I was Alice in Smartphone-land. I was done denying I didn’t care. I was gripped with envy (of course I was just venting my bottled up gadget madness). I deserved a smartphone. With it, I’d sprout a brain and attract women.

I was due for an upgrade and the company’s new policy was that employees pay for the phone. So I got on the web and ordered a Palm Pre just like wifey. I punched in my credit card number, noted with satisfaction that they offered free overnight shipping and sat back. I felt smarter already.

Two days went by and no phone. Peeved, I called the phone company. Your order has to be approved sir, said the customer satisfaction representative. My company has to approve my spending my own money? When did I end up in my parents house?

I called the help desk at my company and they opened a case. Two levels of management had to approve my purchase. A week of nagging them and their secretaries and I finally had the approval to purchase the phone.

I eagerly logged back into the phone company’s website and Palm Pre is not listed as an option. I could either order a Blackberry or a Windows Mobile phone. What? My choices are to be a stuffed shirt or go back to looking dumb again ? I could feel my mid-life crisis surface.

I called my case manager and asked him why I couldn’t order the phone I wanted. Company policy, the phone you want is not supported by the IT. I don’t want any support, I said, just let me buy the damn thing. Sorry, he said. So what are my choices ? Blackberry or Windows Mobile. Not even an Android ? No. You could switch to a personal plan and buy the phone you want, he said helpfully. What about the monthly service charge, I asked. You pay that too, he said rather patiently, that’s why it’s called a personal plan. I could feel him look me up in the company directory. I could almost hear him say “And I wonder what distinguished him ?” (my title is distinguished engineer). I didn’t want to fantasize his answers.

I did not want to get an iPhone because of AT&T’s cell network quality. But, it looked like the only option left. I asked the case manager if I could switch carriers and get an iPhone without getting further permission from my corporate parents. That we can do, he said.

Three days later, Santa Claus (dressed as the UPS delivery guy) dropped off the iPhone at our doorstep.

It’s two weeks later now and you ask if I have become smarter? Met new women? Won admiring (even if grudging) looks from wifey? She tried that once in high school and look where it got her! So, lets skip the hard questions, shall we. All I can say is that eveytime she shows me how many more bars she has on her phone, I can show her how much more battery I have left. And a lot more cool apps. And let’s not forget that I can pen a blog from my bed, at 4 am, while she can only sleep.

Grow Old With Me

Boy Meets Girl
Circa 1982. An undistinguished school in a little provincial town in Southern India. It is his second week in this new school. 10th grade history class is in progress. The subject: the occupation of India by the British. The teacher, one of the two he likes, is polling the class for an answer to the question, “When was the British East India Company formed in India ?”  1601, 1605, 1603, 1600. Like auctioneers or bingo players, one by one, each student recreates history in his vision.

The front row is occupied by girls, four of them, the only ones in this class dominated by boys. One of the girls answers “After 1600″. The answer takes him by surprise. He finds it clever, inventive, its way of being right without being drop dead precise. The teacher didn’t after all ask for the exact year. Even the teacher’s impassive face registers surprise at this answer, before his eyes move on to the next student.

His family had just moved from one provincial town in Southern India to another. He hated school, hated moving town every few years, hated making new friends, hated the interviews and the uncertainty of admission, hated joining mid year, hated learning new languages, hated the inevitable catching up he had to do with the new syllabus, and the struggle to always top the class, in test after test, exam after exam, year after year. Driven, ambitious, proud, boastful, rather round and fantasizing he’d grow up to be an Einstein with credentials to prove it. He had written a 220 page novel in seventh grade.

She is rooted in the same provincial town, lived there since she was a year old. In second grade, she made a discovery that changed her life. She learned accidentally that you only needed to get 35 marks out of a 100 to pass a subject. School was now bearable. No more worries about trying to score as much as possible and worrying if she’d pass. 35 seemed easy. School was something you had to endure as a child, just like the vegetables your parents made you eat. But she had little to complain about life. Life was wonderful. The only regret was how little time there was to play.

Something about the girl had attracted him the very first day he joined her class. Maybe it’s because she is the fairest of them all and lightness of complexion is highly regarded in his house. She thought him a plump sissy, a mama’s boy, because his parents had escorted him to the class the first day. Who does that in 10th grade except a sissy, she thought.

The Platonic Years

Three months later, she and he are thick friends. This despite the taboo against boys and girls mixing together at school. The two sexes didn’t even talk to each other, just marinated in their pubescent hormonal stew. They became friends because he was attracted to her and managed to find a way to talk to her and befriend her. Her parents are doctors. Oh joy ! This meant she has a telephone at home and now the wires could make the distance between them disappear. They spend an hour each day talking on the phone. He’s never known anyone like her. Why do I find her so attractive, he wonders. Reading Byron’s “She Walks In Beauty Like The Night” , he thinks he knows why.

So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent! – Lord Byron

A year later, high school is over. Leaving the school they shared to separate colleges, he worries  their friendship is over. What reason could he give for calling her every day now ? But they keep talking. He makes up excuses to call her up, questions about the common pre-university syllabus. She loves talking to him, sees through his pretence of excuses and he eventually gives up the pretence.  No subject is taboo when they talk. Meanwhile, he’s preparing for the entrance exam to India’s premier engineering schools. Too focussed on his studies and what considers stepping stones to a highly visible and acclaimed career, he doesn’t think about the effect of his getting admission to one of those schools. Would they remain friends despite the separation ?

Two years later, his academic dreams are in tatters. He fails to make it to the premier engineering school. Even worse, overconfident, he makes a series of silly mistakes in the pre-university exams and just barely makes the grade for admission to provincial engineering schools of the same state. She tops the district in the pre-university exams. All through the agony of waiting for results, admission uncertainties and heartbreak of the results, they keep talking. When she hears his scores and his hurt, she says, I wish you had gotten my scores. They talk an hour in the morning and an hour in the afternoon, seemingly unable to run out of conversation. Every now and then, they disagree about something and sulk silently on the phone, but they don’t stop calling each other. She surprises him by calling him even when she goes out of town on vacation. When he comes up short in resourcefulness or courage in calling her when he is out of town, she calls him up.

They both get admission in schools in the same town, he in engineering and she in medical. Their friendship continues unabated, growing stronger. Despite punishing schedules, they find time to talk every day, even if its for 10 minutes. His parents yield to their friendship after they demand a meeting with her family. Her parents and his become good friends. Deepavali is spent together, every year, now. Even a new year or two. She is the best friend he’s ever had.

The Breakup

Four years later, at the cusp of adulthood and independence, towards end of his bachelor’s graduation, the unexpected happens. They have a falling out over a misunderstanding. His father’s transfered again. His engineering school over, he leaves town, heartbroken over the end of the most beautiful friendship of his life.

He gets a job and moves to Paris. She falls in love and gets married. He learns about the marriage from a friend’s letter. Gets bitter, angry and confused. He meets a girl in Paris and they fall in love. The amazing friendship is dead.

A year after the breakup. His relationship is not going well. He is trying to save money to go study in the US, needs recommendation letters, transcripts and such from his schools in India. Still friends with her brother, thinking he can ask his help in obtaining these documents, he telephones her home. She picks up the phone. His heart stops when she speaks like nothing has changed. How is your married life, he asks. It’s over, she says.  How is your relationship, she asks. It’s not going well, he says. Over the next six months, they talk like the old times. Though he has little money, he spends it all on phone calls, the savings for higher studies forgotten. When the money runs out, he goes to work on weekends to use the office phone to call her up.

Us

Six months later, he’s back from Paris. He goes to her hometown to meet her. They can’t stop talking for three whole days. Two weeks later, she comes to his house in Bangalore to write an exam and stays for a week. They talk through the night, two nights in a row, sleeping only when their eyes cannot keep up with their minds and their mouths.

A little less than two years later, we got married. One day, when our love was still new, you sat next to me and showed me a phrase from an issue of Reader’s Digest. It was from Robert Browning’s famous poem, Rabbi Ben Ezra. You said to me, “Grow old with me, the best is yet to be”. Every year, we renew that promise and each year you prove to me that growing old with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Happy anniversary, Shanthala.

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Shanthala’s Madeleine

For Proust, it was a madeleine. For Shanthala, it is a mango.

Returning home from work two weeks back, a little earlier than expected, she decided to stop by a baby store. Maya needed some sundry items. As she drove home from the store, down the road that housed the local public library, standing at one of the street corners was a guy selling strawberries. During this time of the year, I’ve often seen Hispanics selling strawberries on some residential street corners. I’ve often wondered who they are. Daily farm workers or farmers themselves ? People with relatives in the farming industry trying to eke out an existence ? We’ve never bought anything from them because we get all our fruits from the local farmer’s market and we’re not big fans of strawberry. But Shanthala spied that this guy had something more than strawberries. She eyes were drawn by a flash of orange color, though the fruit was not shaped like an orange. The corner had a STOP sign and so she used the opportunity to pause. He was selling mangoes.

Summers in India are indelibly linked with the mango. The hot, sweaty days made sweet with the succulent and aromatic fruit. From about March till about the end of May, mangoes are very much the craze. Even for a household like mine where fruits were never in much demand, mangoes were the exception. I remember my father bringing in a crate or two of the most loved mango variety, Alphonso, each layer of mangoes separated from the next with hay. My mother would sift through them, picking out the ripest and those almost ready to spoil to be eaten first. The sweet aroma of mangoes permeated the house.

In season, the mango finds its way into so many foods. “Aam ras”, a thick paste of mango pulp that is sometimes sweetened with jaggery or sugar and eaten with hot pooris or chapati. My mother would make mango rice made from slightly unripe mangoes. There is even a popular mango-based soft drink, Maaza. When I had tonsillectomy, unable to eat any regular food, I had stayed on a diet of ice cream and Maaza. The painful experience was enough to turn me off from Maaza for the rest of my life. In the US, mango lassi is a perennial favorite. Available only in summer, people take to mango pickles and mango chutney to get through the rest of the year. Maharashtrians and Goans make a spice, amchur, made from dried unripe mangoes, that is added to various dishes such as dal. Shanthala like many others, also enjoyed eating a slightly unripe mango mixed with chilli powder. Besides the fruit, mango leaves adorn the doorways of Hindu houses during religious festivals or on propitious occasions such as a marriage.

Indigenous to the Indian subcontinent, mango belies its roots in being a difficult fruit to tame with a fork and a knife. As you suck the very marrow around the core seed, juices drip down your arms. Eating a mango with your hands is the only way to get a full measure of the fruit. I was raised to eat with a spoon, never cultivating the Indian habit of eating with my hands. When I had to mix pickles or chutney powder with rice and ghee, I turned to my mother to help me mix the combo, a spoon hardly upto the task of mixing the ingredients well. My mother sliced the two sides of the mango providing an easily scoopable cross-section of the fruit. But the heart of the fruit lay inaccessible. I never knew what my mother did with the core of the fruit. Did she eat it ? Did she throw it away ?

Our first mango season together after our marriage was in Mumbai where Shanthala pursued her residency and I was chased by my demons, trying to quell the voices that said that abandoning higher studies in the US for a job in a small company in Mumbai foretold the end of my computing life. The evening we got our first batch of mangoes home, she watched in amazement as I sliced the mango the way I had seen my mom do. I finished eating the scoops and not having known what my mom did with the rest of the fruit, I dumped it in the trashcan. Shanthala had a apoplexy. “You won’t eat any more mangoes, not if I can help it, how can you waste so much”, she said, snatching the box of mangoes out of my reach. Taken aback, I suggested that she could eat the middle if she liked, but I would not sully my hands.

Shanthala grew up in many ways that seem more Indian than my own upbringing. Nothing exemplified it more than how she ate mangoes as a kid. Her parents would take off her dress (as well as her brother’s), seat them in their underclothes, put a plate in front of them, cut the top off the mango and offer the whole fruit to them. They’d suck on the fruit, peeling off the thin, easily removed skin as they devoured the fruit, their arms coated with the juices from the succulent fruit. They’d lick the juices off their arms. After they were done, they would wash up and get dressed. When time was limited, her parents would slice the fruit into thin slices for devouring. Another friend of ours remembers eating mangoes in a similar fashion. Here is a description from an article in New York Times:

“She first holds out a cupped hand, in which sits the imaginary
glistening orange oval of a whole peeled mango; she then deftly flicks
her hand at the wrist to propel the phantom mango against her mouth,
which gets busy sucking the flesh down to the seed; finally,
outrageously, she deploys the full length of her tongue to lick her
arm, elbow to wrist, to recapture an inevitable trickle of invisible
mango juice.

“That,” she says after a long moment’s rapture with
a fruit that’s not even there, “is the best bit.” She goes on to
speculate that there is something alchemical in the mingling of
sweetest mango juice with a salty sheen of sweat.”

For Shanthala, mangoes smell of home, a home she misses all the more after Maya’s birth. When we came to the US together in March 1996, she left home at the start of the mango season. With another friend of ours, as fanatic about mangoes, she searched for mangoes in Indian grocery stores without much success. Mangoes here are imported from Mexico and other Central American nations and lack the aroma, flavor and juice of what she had left behind. That they were expensive made the fruit even less palatable. They tried various stores and even tried tinned mangoes. At Thai restaurants, sweet sticky rice with mangoes is a staple dessert. We ate the sticky rice casting the mango, tasteless or sour, aside. Each year, Shanthala lamented the lack of mangoes.

US banned Indian mangoes starting in the 80s over fears that Indian farmers used harmful pesticides on the crop. Japan had imposed a similar ban. About the only thing that Shanthala will cheer about our ex-president, Dubya, is that he lifted the ban on Indian mangoes in the US (in return, the Indian government offered to open the Indian market to the Harley-Davidson bikes). The largest producer of mangoes in the world, India produces upto 50% of the world’s mangoes. On April 27, 2007, the first batch of Indian mangoes arrived in the US after a hiatus of 18 years, made up of 150 boxes of the famous Alphonso and Kesari varieties.

A few weeks back, we encountered a stall at the farmer’s market selling a few mangoes. Though pricey (each fruit cost $2 or $3), they were delicious. Unfortunately, they were exhausted in a couple of weeks. Shanthala’s mango urge, latent all these years, had begun to itch and had not yet been satisfyingly scratched.

So, when Shanthala spied the fruit being hawked by a street vendor, she decided to give them a try. She bought a box of about 20 mangoes for about $13, a steal. Unaware of her find, I came home from work and as we headed out for dinner, Shanthala said, “Can we swing by the library for a second ?”. Always a sucker to be at the library, I agreed. She explained what had happened on the way. We weren’t going to the library, but only upto the corner. Shanthala had sampled the mangoes, found them to be excellent, remembered the guy had one more box and so she wanted to pick that up, hoping no one else would have already snapped it up.

He still had the box. Thirteen more dollars were coughed up for about 25 mangoes and we left with a big smile on Shanthala’s face. Shanthala wanted to know if he had more mangoes and if he would be back. He spoke no English and we No Habla Espanol. We called Maya’s nanny to provide us with the appropriate words, but she didn’t pick up the phone. Shanthala and I continued to gesticulate, trying to get our question across. “I don’t want to lose this opportunity to get such good mangoes”, Shanthala kept saying. The guy finally understood what we were trying to say and said that he was all out of mangoes.

That night, I decided to give them a shot. I finished five of them in a row. Maybe not in the same class as an Alphonso, but these were still excellent: juicy, sweet and aromatic, just like we remembered mangoes. I made my favorite mango drink with milk a couple of times and have otherwise been devouring them along with Shanthala. I have since learned to use my hands to get all the meat off the fruit.

A week ago, Shanthala ran into another streetside vendor selling mangoes and she lightened his load of two boxes of mango. These are excellent too. Maya ate the fruit the first few times we bought the fruit. Since then however, she’s steadfastly refused to eat it, though she continues to eat other fruits such as blueberries and cherries.

As she stands by the counter, diligently slicing the mango into thin strips and sucking the fruit off the skin, I sometimes feel she’s sucking deep into the well of her memory as well. For us immigrants, such are the small mercies helping us remember what we’ve left behind.

P.S: Picture is courtesy of !ºrobodot, via Flickr

Radiantly Pregnant

Enjoying our vacation in Kauai, I snapped this picture of Shanthala at sunrise, being a child and radiantly pregnant.